Fuck Them Kids - #933 Part 2

About this episode

Comic Genius Hero: A random woman walked into her old school to pretend to be a substitute teacher and it worked well enough to last a few periods. What a hero. United Airlines Masturbator: United Airlines make woman sit next to masturbator. Hilarity ensues. Eddie Deezen: Eddie Deezen goes viral for strange story about speaking with 16 year old girl. Is this a pattern? Is he retarded? FUCK YOU WATCH THIS!, THE BEAR!, THE FIXX!, ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER!, HOUSE OF THE DEVIL!, TI WEST!, COREYWEEN!, GIANT CLAIM!, HAVE SEX!, CATCH UP!, CAMEO!, SLEEVELESS ORIGIN!, SUBSTITUTE TEACHER!, ORGANIZE BY RACE!, FAKE SUBSTITUTE!, HARASSMENT!, CURSING!, SCREAMING!, FAT BOY!, SCHOOL SHOOTER!, STRIPPER OR HOOKER!, AMY JONES!, MILWAUKEE!, 7 OUT OF 8 SUBSTITUTES!, ALUMNI!, SENIOR!, YAKUUB!, BALD HEAD!, BIG HEAD!, BALD CAP!, FAKE!, MANIC EPISODE!, 2020DIX!, WOLFPACK 4 LIFE!, UNITED AIRLINES!, JERK OFF!, MASTURBATE ON THE PLANE!, FORCED TO SIT WITH HIM!, JERK OFF!, LUCID DREAM!, UNITED $100 DOLLAR VOUCHER!, PEOPLE ASSUME GREATNESS!, CAUSING CONCERN!, EVERYONE HATES THEIR JOB!, INSULTING!, CAPITAL ONE LOUNGE!, LOCAL DINER!, STALKING!, EDDIE DEEZEN!, 16 YEAR OLD!, VIRAL!, UNDERAGE!, WEIRDO!, CREEPY!