Ep. 2010: The Market Timing Mirage

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Market timing always looks easy in hindsight: just miss the 30 worst days. The catch is that the market’s best and worst days cluster together, so getting out means risking the rebound. Don and Tom unpack the seductive math, the impossible two-part prediction, and why diversified buy-and-hold investing remains the boring answer that actually works. A 73-year-old widow asks what to do after an insurance agent who sold her two EquiTrust annuities calls with another idea. Don and Tom question whether the proposed withdrawals could lead to another commission-paying sale, and examine the conflicts behind the recommendation. They explain why her pension, Social Security, and Vanguard portfolio already cover her needs—and why ending the relationship may be the cleanest move. They also tackle traditional versus Roth contributions in a municipal 457 plan, including the Roth catch-up rule for higher earners, then examine America’s latest passive-income obsession: laundromats. The conclusion is simple—whether it’s real estate, washing machines, or markets, there is no wealth without work or risk. 01:15 AI jingle and prog-rock memories 03:10 The fantasy of missing the market’s worst days 11