Lindy and Meagan Get Scammed by Local Dog

About this episode

We’re getting AMPED for next week’s Second Annual BBLs for BBWs Pledge Drive: Send us to Kazakhstan: The Two Towers!!!! Be sure to tune into your YouTube youtube.com/@textmebackpod next week, October 5th through October 8th! We’re doing four nights of IN PERSON LIVE STREAMS to delight and enchant you, and our goal?? SEND US TO SEE RICKY MARTIN IN KAZAKHSTAN!!! To do that we need new subscribers and so we want you to get your bestie involved in this bizarre cult of weirdos!!!!! Things you can do during the pledge drive week: • Send your bestie a text with a link to your favorite episode • Watch the live stream with your bestie • Force them to participate in the Bestie Essay Contestay so you can get compliments and feel the warm tender glow of friendship • Tag us with any BFF content on socials • Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts (maybe you can helps us make it 800 5-star reviews???) • Gift your bestie a subscription on Patreon! Today we have two Surprise Microsegments leading into the main event: Sentences! Let us know YOUR non sequitur one-off thoughts in the discord over at Patreon.com/textmebackpod. And friend of the show Brian? Watch your back, sweetie, Lindy is onto yo