BONUS: Ode to the Day the Starstrider Avoided an Asteroid - A Poem By Saph

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The full version of Saph's interrupted poem from 3x10! See below for written version of the poem. Ode to the Day the Starstrider Avoided an Asteroid - A Poem by Saph Written by Francesca Mylod-Ford Performed by Rosie Curry Whilst observing in the mess hall, Utilising perfect recall, And preparing for an asteroid collision I percieve a fight recurring (Though the engines keep on whirring) So I plan out all responses with precision. Quoth the Captain: "It's an issue For our hull will crunch like tissue If we try with an uneven distribution." Quoth the Doctor: "It's appalling But still better than forestalling And we cannot find another substitution." All the Crew is getting nervous, No one offering their service, And they are in desperate need of a logician. Now I know that I am needed For their intellect's exceeded; They require my own superior cognition. Quoth the AI: "I'll assist you, And I know you won't resist to My solution to your engine contradiction. "For your problem's in the wiring Periodically firing. If you reset this, you will prove my small prediction." The Technician did th