Who would win?: Homunculus vs. Tokoloshe with Kurt Metzger | “YOUR WELCOME” #440

About this episode

Who wins in a fight: a tiny creature grown in a cow's stomach or a demonic South African goblin? Michael Malice and Kurt Metzger have thoughts. Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes comedian Kurt Metzger for a conversation that begins with Turkish hair-plug rumors and a completely deranged text exchange, then descends into homunculi, witch doctors, underground military bases, alien reproductive experiments, and ancient occult societies. They also discuss Kurt’s suspicious Emmy situation, Big Jay Oakerson’s alleged camera tricks, and why Michael was genuinely blown away by Kurt’s new YouTube series, The Experts. Then the real competition begins: who knows more deeply disturbing things about the world? They get into the Tokoloshe, The Book of the Cow, George Gurdjieff, Steve Bannon’s interest in black magic, Babylonian mystery schools, and whether ancient occult practices are quietly resurfacing in modern politics. They also examine the Cult of Cybele, mass psychology, yellow journalism, and why the rich and powerful may be far more connected to the bizarre realities of everyday life than we realize. It's comedians versus conspiracy rabbit holes, with two men armed with far too